the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!