The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to cry lava.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The ability to piss flames.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!