the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to grow cancer cells

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The ability to piss flames.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!