The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!