The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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32% Levitation.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to die when you die

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to become a llama.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!