The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!