The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to have a V8

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!