The power to die while dieing

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to be powerless

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!