The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to see through windows

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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power to eat through your but

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!