the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!