The ability to smell colors

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!