Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to die if you think

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!