The power to not see ads

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to control urine

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!