The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to to think less

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to not see ads

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!