The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to see in black and white.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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Warm vision

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to see through glass

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!