The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to see through glass

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to be half invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!