the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to create tree sap.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to eat your own face

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!