the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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power to eat chicken raw!

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the ability to hover

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!