to have a face with the power to attract fists

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!