the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Asexual reproduction.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to poo.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to cry acid tears

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to write complete sentenc

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Acid pee

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!