The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!