The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!