The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The power to write pointless power.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to be powerless

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The Power of double posting.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!