The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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the ability to hover

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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Power to not have any power.

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Warm vision

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to see in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!