the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Third armpit.

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to make asians smart

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to write comic books

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!