The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to control dodos

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to speak with death people..

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!