The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!