the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to give your wife rights

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Find Waldo

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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mint berry crunch

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!