The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have no power.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!