the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power of bullet atraction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!