the power to vote

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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A healing punch

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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power to eat through your but

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!