The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to be a human

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!