the power... to read this

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the power to see the present.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!