the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the power to die at will

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to remember th...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Find Waldo

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have a black president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!