The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power of exact change

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to break your bones on command.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!