- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

A power level of under 9000.

The power to walk halfway through a wall.

The ability to eat your own face

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

The power to be socially retarded.

The power to re-size my toes at will.

The power to destroy money but only your money.

The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

The power to kill yourself at will

ability to find good woman drivers

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

the ability to turn purple

The ability to breath outside the water

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

Pointless Super Powers