The power to talk to money.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the ability to become black.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The ability to die at will.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!