The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!