The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to have no powers!

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to predict the present

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to murder rocks.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to have no power.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The Power to Combust

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the ability to die once you have died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!