Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!