The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to write a country song

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to make out of thin air

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!