The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!