blindness

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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captain obvious

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!