The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to sleep

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!