The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the ability to turn purple

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Being Yianni.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!