the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to speak in Braille

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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Being Yianni.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!