The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the ability to turn purple

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the power to never orgasm.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!