The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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See through invisible people

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to not see ads

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!