The power to take a crap.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!