The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!