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The super power to control paper.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to pee ants.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!